morenitademivida:

casual sex is dead i wanna fuck you and feed you and care for you and support your goals and do shit with you dammit

(via gravityholdontome)

debdamn:

You ever just wanna fuck someone so rough but love them so softly

(via gravityholdontome)

saltfishandbake:

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

(via gravityholdontome)

(via gravityholdontome)

(via gravityholdontome)

lady-dainty:

catoverlord:

This is great I hope nobody adds anything else to this post

(via hightowerr)

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

(via improbablycomplaining)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via improbablycomplaining)

my heart is still bleeding

i wanna vomit and just disappear

(via laced-up-and-spanked)